White Card Set 48

This set of white cards for the game Cards Against Humanity has been designed with pregnant women, overweight people, and sweaty people in mind. Enjoy!
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pregnant women, overweight people, and sweaty people
the findings of human experiments by the Nazis
over 200 corpses
a ‘one-in-a-million’ tumour
feeding Christians to the lions
your sad little naked body
Being Covered in Dicks
Poo shaped gummies
a Mayonnaise Restaurant
randomly sodomizing people on the streets
a mouthful of soup or whatever
Ebola Virus Outbreak
Goat-Skin Thongs
Dog Crucifixition
Penis Pendants
the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals
a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis
the only woman in a bar full of Turks
pick of the litter of the sex slaves
20 used syringes in a plastic cup




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Black Card Set 7

Here it is, A fresh set of black cards for your Cards Against Humanity game.
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Here is the white version of the black set for all you racists or people who just want to save printer ink
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And last but not least, the text versions to copy and paste your own damn cards:

___________ was invented in Nazi Germany
A man won a $3.1 million lottery. He spent it all on __________ and was charged with murder!
Vermont abolished ____________ in 1777 while it was still an independent nation
Only Asian people have ___________.
Authorities are unsure whether the man died from the gunshots, excited delirium, or _____________.
___________, Don't try this at home.
Women get turned on by ______.
Presidential elections put people in the mood for _________.
close to 70% of room service revenue comes from _______.
Utah has the largest consumption of _________ per capita in the US.
10% of adults admit to having an addiction to ___________.
___________, the latest Facebook craze.
The best way to find Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 may be with ___________.
The Romans used __________ as toothpaste.
According to the US Food and Drug Administration, the average person consumes 1 lb of __________ per year, mostly mixed into other foods.
Most of what we know about ___________ comes from the findings of human experiments by the Nazis.
The average shelf-life of ________ is about two years.
Trust me; I’m ____________.
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than ___________
_____________ burns 360 calories per hour.




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White Card Set 47

When you are finished taking those Sellotape Selfies feel free to download this set of white cards for your CAH Game.
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Text Version for copy and paste:

Sellotape Selfies
the instigator in a food fight at a popular restaurant for the elderly.
the existential angst of being jerked around by forces beyond your control
penis covered in razor blades
masturbating to "The Best of Billy Ocean"
projectile fart
A naked man with “superhumanlike strength”
chicken-cock-pie
Teacher’s Aides with hearing aids and full blown AIDS
Baby's First Sensual Oil, because you're never too young to set the night on fire
pasturized processed cheese food flavored condoms
Eating Go-gurt out of her zit covered ass
Pussy Riot
a blood stained box cutter knife
botched buttocks enhancements
bonobo monkeys getting frisky
videos of nude actors exercising, masturbating, or having sex
a group of knife-wielding racists
a serious case of pencil dick
a black man who only has sex with white women

Law & Order:Special Victims Unit White Cards 3 Sets

Celebrate Law & Order:Special Victims Unit just the tip Tuesdays with these 3 sets of Cards Against Humanity White Cards.

SVU White Cards Set 1
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SVU White Cards Set 2
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SVU White Cards Set 3
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Plain Text:

*******SVU Set 1*******

the fruits of four hours of dumpster diving along 59th Street
members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit
the wealthy and influential leaders of a moral coalition that believes homosexuality can be cured
a banana where the sun don't shine
a few tea bags shy of a full pot
no traces of semen
the scandal of having an openly homosexual son
underaged girls, they're scared, drugged and being photographed without their permission.
getting your doorknob polished
an improper relationship with a minor
your balls in a blender
evidence in a sexually motivated homicide
shame and dishonor
this great decoder ring and a really cool watch
an eight-year-old with no soul
aggravated sexual abuse
a serial child molester
a convicted pedophile
a blatant 4th Amendment violation
illegal stuff in my garage


*******SVU Set 2*******

a horribly mutilated blind victim of Serbian ethnic cleansing
A grocery store with strippers
the contents of the vomit
fondling a stranger
a fish with a sense of irony
spermicide common in condoms
sex on the DL
performing an autopsy
a pattern killer targeting prostitutes
a major food group for teenage girls
the harmful side-effects of RBGH
The puzzling death of a heavily pierced and scarred investment analyst
begging to be tied up and spanked
the gateway to the sexual dark side
plain old testosterone-driven rage
my mandatory retirement date
Arnold Savatsky. A level-2 offender.
the defendants' DNA
a talent for trickery, coercion, and threats
serial con artists who've defrauded countless victims


*******SVU Set 3*******

Assault in the second degree
criminally negligent homicide
endangering the welfare of a child
strangling drunks
a reputation for playing by the book
Detective Odafin "Fin" Tutuola
a get-out-of-jail-free card
under arrest for abortion in the second degree
being raped repeatedly, by so many men, I lost count
the epidemic of sexual violence taking place in the Democratic Republic of Congo
close ties to a terrorist organization
being investigated for rape and murder
grand larceny and fraud in the first degree, and 20 counts of income tax evasion
a psychopath with extremely violent tendencies
Penny-ante witness tampering
a double homicide
a social thermometer taking the temperature of the people
that asswad who's making our lives Hell!
being a mall cop
a cage full of pedophiles




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White Cards Set 46

You may need a prescription for ecstasy before downloading this CAH white card set.
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The Text Version (Copy and paste)

Racist Face Paint: The Movie!
karaoke, karate,and most of all...WANIZAME ATAKKU! SHARK ATTACK!
ankle bracelet alcohol monitoring device
that parasite I got from eating sushi on Amtrak.
a Mexican soap opera
a prescription for ecstasy.
more sexual hangups than an adult chat line run by Gilbert Gottfried
the film adaptation of Trivial Pursuit.
giant severed robot penises.
a woodland ape, or sasquatch
college students,the morbidly obese, and homosexuals.
racecar-loving wide-loads
lefty homoerotic propaganda
Fred Dawkins, the incredibly overweight guy Pac-man was based off of
gay-man Gatorade.
doing some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless.
a hooker eating a tire
special tangy flavor from evaporated bull semen.
White people stealing jazz, rock 'n roll, Will Smith, and heart disease!
a black barbie doll in Arizona



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White Cards Set 45

Here is white card set 45 to add to your Cards Against Humanity set
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Here are the cards in text format

Poop Chutes and ladders
Arabian Goggles in the shower with my uncle
Tasting Dried Spit or Old Soda
gerbils in the tunnel of love
a member of NAMBLA
the best penis enlargement product... a magnifying glass!
putting your hand in her panties and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
a bunch of men fucking mannequins
Kermit fucking Miss Piggy
the difference between exotic and psychotic
a group of racist Jews who toast bagels on people's front lawns
a black girl's vaginal crust
Riding the cotton pony
a nun squatting in a cucumber field
Crib death
watching an orphanage burn
sucking 12 raw oysters out of your grandma's vagina
A Sandy-Hook survivor
a high sperm count
scrotum mass


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White Cards Set 44

This white card set was made by 6 men who have recently masturbated and did not wash their hands.
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Here is the list if you would like to pick and choose:

The Pink goop in Chicken McNuggets
A cult where"breeders" make babies for sacrifice to his Satanic Majesty.
a cynical sexual predator
diarrhea induced E.Coli
the process of licking someone’s eyeball for sexual pleasure.
15 penises a day
6 men who have recently masturbated and did not wash their hands
Fresh cat urine
decapitating a sheep and terrifying local children with the severed head.
Robots with human faces
Goat simulator,A Video Game That Tentatively Simulates the Goofy Life of a Goat
a sneaker that makes piggy sounds every time you step down on the heel.
Bird Turd Jesus
Red Hot Chili Peppers Super Bowl scandal
bath salt-fueled zombie outbreak of 2012.
Jackhammer Jesus Dildo
A horse tail butt plug for Bronies
China's first World AIDS Day Masturbation Contest
A Wal-Mart Rampage
vaginal flatulence


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Black Cards Set 6

What is your favorite kind of torture?
Hopefully it's not adding these CAH Black Cards to your game.

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Here is the the white version of the black cards for all you racists or people who just want to save printer ink.
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