White Cards Set 49

“Flo” from the Progressive Insurance commercials presents White Card Set 49 for those of you with Mental illness or narcotic addiction.
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*********TEXT VERSION(For copy & paste)*********
Banana Slug penis
A drunken threesome with a teacher from your high-school years
Parking the pink Plymouth in the garage of love
late night Bargoyles
a stampede of Black Friday shoppers
Penis sock puppets
“Flo” from the Progressive Insurance commercials
koalas with chlamydia
Mental illness or narcotic addiction
an automatic penis maintenance function
lumberjack orgies
O.J. Simpson’s prison romance
Siberian work camps
a pissed off version of the Ludacris song "sex room"
gay for pay
offensive comments about gays, rape, and abortion
HIV and AIDS spread by bed sheets and mosquitos
a rapist’s pursuit of sexual freedom
fart fetishes
a porn farting series produced by Lucas Entertainment



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Black Cards Set 8

Here is yet another set of black cards to add to your Cards Against Humanity Experience.
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Here is the white version to save printer ink:
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The Text Version for copy and paste:

Michigan police are investigating a gruesome discovery made on a highway just outside of Detroit yesterday: five bags containing________________
Envelopes with white powder turned up at several hotels near MetLife stadium and at other sites, but the powder appears to be_______________
A 13-year-old girl suffered first- and second-degree burns when ____________ caught fire in her pants
People should obviously use caution when placing ______________ in their back pockets so as not to crush them and cause an electrical short
Bieber "reeked of______________" when he was pulled over.
The president is meeting with _____________ today at the White House
The White House wants to make sure companies don't write off job applicants simply because they have__________________
Obama plans to announce a $150 million grant project through the Labor Department designed to help ________________
changing drinking patterns to combat _____________ would require a major cultural adjustment
House GOP Leaders Back ___________ for Immigrants
__________ Is Obama's Pick for Next NSA Director
The Savvy New Yorker’s Guide to _________.
Wall Street Journal: Okay, Obama Isn’t Hitler, But He’s______________
_______________, best job ever!
Obviously___________ have the ability to teleport over long distances
Warning: Popping ____________ can be dangerous. So snort it instead
____________ are a little different in Russia
There is actually a law in Michigan called __________ Law.
________ is the most dangerous thing you can let your children enjoy
Rand Paul fights the good fight to allow ____________ in post offices, which could not possibly cause anything to go wrong

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White Card Set 48

This set of white cards for the game Cards Against Humanity has been designed with pregnant women, overweight people, and sweaty people in mind. Enjoy!
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Text Version for copy & paste:

pregnant women, overweight people, and sweaty people
the findings of human experiments by the Nazis
over 200 corpses
a ‘one-in-a-million’ tumour
feeding Christians to the lions
your sad little naked body
Being Covered in Dicks
Poo shaped gummies
a Mayonnaise Restaurant
randomly sodomizing people on the streets
a mouthful of soup or whatever
Ebola Virus Outbreak
Goat-Skin Thongs
Dog Crucifixition
Penis Pendants
the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals
a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis
the only woman in a bar full of Turks
pick of the litter of the sex slaves
20 used syringes in a plastic cup




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White Card Set 47

When you are finished taking those Sellotape Selfies feel free to download this set of white cards for your CAH Game.
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Text Version for copy and paste:

Sellotape Selfies
the instigator in a food fight at a popular restaurant for the elderly.
the existential angst of being jerked around by forces beyond your control
penis covered in razor blades
masturbating to "The Best of Billy Ocean"
projectile fart
A naked man with “superhumanlike strength”
chicken-cock-pie
Teacher’s Aides with hearing aids and full blown AIDS
Baby's First Sensual Oil, because you're never too young to set the night on fire
pasturized processed cheese food flavored condoms
Eating Go-gurt out of her zit covered ass
Pussy Riot
a blood stained box cutter knife
botched buttocks enhancements
bonobo monkeys getting frisky
videos of nude actors exercising, masturbating, or having sex
a group of knife-wielding racists
a serious case of pencil dick
a black man who only has sex with white women

Law & Order:Special Victims Unit White Cards 3 Sets

Celebrate Law & Order:Special Victims Unit just the tip Tuesdays with these 3 sets of Cards Against Humanity White Cards.

SVU White Cards Set 1
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SVU White Cards Set 2
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SVU White Cards Set 3
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Plain Text:

*******SVU Set 1*******

the fruits of four hours of dumpster diving along 59th Street
members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit
the wealthy and influential leaders of a moral coalition that believes homosexuality can be cured
a banana where the sun don't shine
a few tea bags shy of a full pot
no traces of semen
the scandal of having an openly homosexual son
underaged girls, they're scared, drugged and being photographed without their permission.
getting your doorknob polished
an improper relationship with a minor
your balls in a blender
evidence in a sexually motivated homicide
shame and dishonor
this great decoder ring and a really cool watch
an eight-year-old with no soul
aggravated sexual abuse
a serial child molester
a convicted pedophile
a blatant 4th Amendment violation
illegal stuff in my garage


*******SVU Set 2*******

a horribly mutilated blind victim of Serbian ethnic cleansing
A grocery store with strippers
the contents of the vomit
fondling a stranger
a fish with a sense of irony
spermicide common in condoms
sex on the DL
performing an autopsy
a pattern killer targeting prostitutes
a major food group for teenage girls
the harmful side-effects of RBGH
The puzzling death of a heavily pierced and scarred investment analyst
begging to be tied up and spanked
the gateway to the sexual dark side
plain old testosterone-driven rage
my mandatory retirement date
Arnold Savatsky. A level-2 offender.
the defendants' DNA
a talent for trickery, coercion, and threats
serial con artists who've defrauded countless victims


*******SVU Set 3*******

Assault in the second degree
criminally negligent homicide
endangering the welfare of a child
strangling drunks
a reputation for playing by the book
Detective Odafin "Fin" Tutuola
a get-out-of-jail-free card
under arrest for abortion in the second degree
being raped repeatedly, by so many men, I lost count
the epidemic of sexual violence taking place in the Democratic Republic of Congo
close ties to a terrorist organization
being investigated for rape and murder
grand larceny and fraud in the first degree, and 20 counts of income tax evasion
a psychopath with extremely violent tendencies
Penny-ante witness tampering
a double homicide
a social thermometer taking the temperature of the people
that asswad who's making our lives Hell!
being a mall cop
a cage full of pedophiles




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White Cards Set 45

Here is white card set 45 to add to your Cards Against Humanity set
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Here are the cards in text format

Poop Chutes and ladders
Arabian Goggles in the shower with my uncle
Tasting Dried Spit or Old Soda
gerbils in the tunnel of love
a member of NAMBLA
the best penis enlargement product... a magnifying glass!
putting your hand in her panties and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
a bunch of men fucking mannequins
Kermit fucking Miss Piggy
the difference between exotic and psychotic
a group of racist Jews who toast bagels on people's front lawns
a black girl's vaginal crust
Riding the cotton pony
a nun squatting in a cucumber field
Crib death
watching an orphanage burn
sucking 12 raw oysters out of your grandma's vagina
A Sandy-Hook survivor
a high sperm count
scrotum mass


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White Cards Set 44

This white card set was made by 6 men who have recently masturbated and did not wash their hands.
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Here is the list if you would like to pick and choose:

The Pink goop in Chicken McNuggets
A cult where"breeders" make babies for sacrifice to his Satanic Majesty.
a cynical sexual predator
diarrhea induced E.Coli
the process of licking someone’s eyeball for sexual pleasure.
15 penises a day
6 men who have recently masturbated and did not wash their hands
Fresh cat urine
decapitating a sheep and terrifying local children with the severed head.
Robots with human faces
Goat simulator,A Video Game That Tentatively Simulates the Goofy Life of a Goat
a sneaker that makes piggy sounds every time you step down on the heel.
Bird Turd Jesus
Red Hot Chili Peppers Super Bowl scandal
bath salt-fueled zombie outbreak of 2012.
Jackhammer Jesus Dildo
A horse tail butt plug for Bronies
China's first World AIDS Day Masturbation Contest
A Wal-Mart Rampage
vaginal flatulence


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Black Cards Set 6

What is your favorite kind of torture?
Hopefully it's not adding these CAH Black Cards to your game.

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Here is the the white version of the black cards for all you racists or people who just want to save printer ink.
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An easy way to add your own card sets to Cards Against Humanity

I have seen a lot of posts from people asking how to add these card sets to the base CAH game. This method isn't the prettiest but it's cheap and durable.

What you will need:
Scissors
Clear Packing Tape
Old (Or New) Decks of Playing Cards
The Downloaded and printed PDFs from this site or your own

I use this method because it is simple and cheap. Plastic coated playing cards are durable and semi-waterproof. I play in a bar a lot where surfaces can be less than dry and slightly sticky.
Cut out the squares from your PDF's.
Tape them to the face side of the playing cards.
Integrate them into your existing Cards Against Humanity cards and enjoy!

White Cards Set 18

All aboard The STD Express! Hopefully this set isn't anything that a shot can't cure.
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