Black Cards Set 8

Here is yet another set of black cards to add to your Cards Against Humanity Experience.
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Here is the white version to save printer ink:
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The Text Version for copy and paste:

Michigan police are investigating a gruesome discovery made on a highway just outside of Detroit yesterday: five bags containing________________
Envelopes with white powder turned up at several hotels near MetLife stadium and at other sites, but the powder appears to be_______________
A 13-year-old girl suffered first- and second-degree burns when ____________ caught fire in her pants
People should obviously use caution when placing ______________ in their back pockets so as not to crush them and cause an electrical short
Bieber "reeked of______________" when he was pulled over.
The president is meeting with _____________ today at the White House
The White House wants to make sure companies don't write off job applicants simply because they have__________________
Obama plans to announce a $150 million grant project through the Labor Department designed to help ________________
changing drinking patterns to combat _____________ would require a major cultural adjustment
House GOP Leaders Back ___________ for Immigrants
__________ Is Obama's Pick for Next NSA Director
The Savvy New Yorker’s Guide to _________.
Wall Street Journal: Okay, Obama Isn’t Hitler, But He’s______________
_______________, best job ever!
Obviously___________ have the ability to teleport over long distances
Warning: Popping ____________ can be dangerous. So snort it instead
____________ are a little different in Russia
There is actually a law in Michigan called __________ Law.
________ is the most dangerous thing you can let your children enjoy
Rand Paul fights the good fight to allow ____________ in post offices, which could not possibly cause anything to go wrong

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